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11.06.2025 00:04

Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
No way
Still no good
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
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Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.