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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

How an unnoticed pregnancy complication almost ended a young Staten Island mom’s life - SILive.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

With Opella proceeds burning a hole in its pocket, Sanofi snaps up Blueprint for $9.1B - Fierce Pharma

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Simulations Show What Really Happens When a Black Hole Devours a Neutron Star - Gizmodo

Next, they tried...

No go.

Does the National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom diagnose rare conditions? If so, does it provide treatment for them as well?

No way

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Game-Changing Fossil Discovery Reveals That Reptiles Appeared on Earth Millions of Years Earlier Than Thought - SciTechDaily

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

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