What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:21
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
'Orthorexia' Is More And More Common. Here's What You Should Know About It. - HuffPost
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
What do you think about a sister's love?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The Sun Is Causing Starlink Satellites To Drop From Space - Daily Kos
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No way
The workout supplement becoming more popular outside the gym - WTOP
No go.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Want to lower your cholesterol? Try a daily cup of this common bean - The Independent
Just Forget it!
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.