What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:32

No, not a chance
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
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Next, they tried...
No go.
—
No way
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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