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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

No go.

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Rockies Become 1st Team in Modern MLB History to Lose 50 Games Before Winning 10 Games - Bleacher Report

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Harvey Weinstein Won’t Testify In His Own Defense In NYC Sex Crimes Retrial; Jury Deliberations May Start Tuesday - Deadline

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

No way

Still no good

Then came..

Why are there no fossils for the 'missing link' that connects our ancestors with other species? Is this a misconception or is there another explanation?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Heart Disease: What You Eat Matters More Than Cutting Carbs, Fat - Healthline

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do women feel when they are in love?